Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
If you don't pass this along,a dog will come out and pee on your computer...
Life decisions that people have to make are never simple.
The importance of the initial decision should always be examined over the long run.
Memories made and cherished are sure to be tempered along the way.
Consider the following two choices...
Should I get a Dog? ...or have children??
|Even when you are having a really bad day,
someone will still screw you.